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Reality is my left shoe and your mom is my right.
Putting his twenty cents into the paradigm.
Created on 2005-08-03 08:15:10 (#7915900), last updated 2006-07-31
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Basic Info| Name: | Mr. Fahrenheight |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 02-08 |
| Location: | Atco, New Jersey, United States |
BioI am the peninsula to the archipelago on the lower back of society.
I walk into the drug store and say, "I need a 24 pack of magnum condoms... and a box of rubber bands." If I have to explain that joke to you, you shouldn't be reading my journal.
I think it'd be funny if the Catholic Church invents the orgasm pill to encourage abstinence, but it has to be taken as suppository.
If I have to wait the rest of my life, I will wait to see someone run between Circus Circus and The Flamingo naked and say, "Fear of Clothing in Las Vegas?", and for that ten seconds, I will be the wittiest person on earth.
I like to find prizes in crackerjack boxes so much, I pretend to like caramel on popcorn. I often fail to realize the box is the size of a skyscraper.
The name means I speak meaning one thing, and my tongue herds the words in a different direction. Like a scottish sheppherd moving sheep. And I'm somewhat Scottish.
I walk into the drug store and say, "I need a 24 pack of magnum condoms... and a box of rubber bands." If I have to explain that joke to you, you shouldn't be reading my journal.
I think it'd be funny if the Catholic Church invents the orgasm pill to encourage abstinence, but it has to be taken as suppository.
If I have to wait the rest of my life, I will wait to see someone run between Circus Circus and The Flamingo naked and say, "Fear of Clothing in Las Vegas?", and for that ten seconds, I will be the wittiest person on earth.
I like to find prizes in crackerjack boxes so much, I pretend to like caramel on popcorn. I often fail to realize the box is the size of a skyscraper.
The name means I speak meaning one thing, and my tongue herds the words in a different direction. Like a scottish sheppherd moving sheep. And I'm somewhat Scottish.
ConnectInterests (122):
aimless driving, aleatory techniques, artichoke hearts, being freud, being neurotic, being sardonic, birch beer, blue eyes, blues brothers, bruce springsteen, bugs, calling people fat, carmelita, charientism, childish mischief, coca cola, conceded pretentiousness, contact, contradicting myself, cool hats, dark rum, dilbert, dinosaur comics, dook-dook-dook, drawing attention to myself, driving ranges, drunk journal entries, dukes of the stratosphere, dutch chocolate, dutch rubs, dutch spooning, ending-up-in-new york, engrish, fashion crime, flaws, frog socks, frothy goth, funny typos, getting angry, girls gone wilde, girls who sing, going dutch, gorilla mints, grabbing boobs, guilty irony, hating todd, hidden insults, honesty, hyperactivity, insincere complaining, inventing band names, involuntary celibacy, jeff buckley, jones soda, karaoke, kicking dogs, leather jackets, liking people, listening, malica fingers, manhattans, martinis, masturbating, max headroom, minge, my crotch, neil diamond, neil hannon, over-analyzing, pale ale, pale girls, patience, peeing on cars, pineapple, pirates, plucking, portmanteau, powers whiskey, prince, proper grammar, provolone scott, queen, quitting smoking, red stapler, redefining myself, refillable containers, removing body hair, robyn hitchcock, rogue beer, scotch, sleeping late, slotch, smirking, songwriting, starview, static electricity, street signs, stupid ideas, stuttering, talking to hobos, talking too fast, tardiness, tears for fears, the beauty saloon, the cool road, the far side, the flying dutchman, the moon, the sky, the way forward, the word masturbate, thinking too much, tight clothes, tom jones, unsolicited nudity, vaginas, venting, warm ocean water, wearing speedos, white russians, wordplay, writing
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